Mr. Jinks, The Typewriting Chimp

“I’m No Monkey”, One Chimp’s Battle For Respect

October 26, 2008 · 1 Comment

My name is Jinks and I’m no monkey. I’m a chimp. I’m also a writer. I write twice as good as most humans (I call those pink geeks  ’smoothies’) because I can type with my feet. Stephen King is the only other primate capable of writing four books at once, but he can’t climb a tree to save his rich, fat ass.

Some of you may have seen my work on a blog called “Philbertosophy” and on “Food for Thought: A News Café”. I’m the one responsible for the funny parts. Hell, I’m the one responsible for the coherent parts. I may be a chimp, but I ain’t no simp.

I hope you smoothies out there will bookmark this blog and check back often. I promise it’ll fling the crap outta “Philbertosophy”. Then again, even a monkey could out-write that hack.

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  • Thomas Gedwillo // October 26, 2008 at 2:25 pm

    Enough of this Monkeying around, er…that’s Mr. Chimp to you. Philbert faces a huge challenge, but I’m not gonna go Ape thinkin’ about it. (p.s. In your spare time you can upgrade to Windows 98 while you listen to some Barenaked Ladies albums)

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