My name is Jinks and I’m no monkey. I’m a chimp. I’m also a writer. I write twice as good as most humans (I call those pink geeks ’smoothies’) because I can type with my feet. Stephen King is the only other primate capable of writing four books at once, but he can’t climb a tree to save his rich, fat ass.
Some of you may have seen my work on a blog called “Philbertosophy” and on “Food for Thought: A News Café”. I’m the one responsible for the funny parts. Hell, I’m the one responsible for the coherent parts. I may be a chimp, but I ain’t no simp.
I hope you smoothies out there will bookmark this blog and check back often. I promise it’ll fling the crap outta “Philbertosophy”. Then again, even a monkey could out-write that hack.
